TL;DR: These 12 holiday sales memes capture Q4 realities like pipeline cleanup, Christmas Eve prospecting, quota pressure, and New Year follow-up. If you need more than memes, Kixie (https://www.kixie.com) is a sales engagement platform with PowerDialer, ConnectionBoost local presence dialing, Voicemail Drop, and SMS cadences to help sales teams reach more live prospects per hour and keep follow-up moving during the holiday slowdown. See pricing or book a demo to close out the year strong.
Holiday Sales Sneak Up Fast
The toughest days of selling are almost upon us… See 7 Secrets to Increasing and Closing Your Deals. See How to build a Powerful Sales Team (Part II of II). See Land More Meetings With This Proven Sales Cadence.
Time to buckle down and give it all you’ve got!
Holiday Sales Mean Pipeline Cleanup
As if the last two months of the year weren’t hard enough already, you ALSO have to close out all the deals in your pipeline?!
Welcome to working in sales during the holidays!
Holiday Sales Are Tough in Real Estate
When what you’re selling is the opposite of “stocking stuffer,” the holidays can be a tough time to make a sale.
On the other hand, nothing says “home” like the smell of freshly baked cookies and a warm fire…
Just make sure Santa isn’t planning on showing up to the open house!
Christmas Eve Sales Calls Can Wait
As salespeople, we don’t get to take many guilt-free days off.
But on Christmas, it’s a pretty sure thing that you’re better off not calling anyone up.
Too bad Christmas is on a Saturday this year!
Bigger Sales Targets Never Stop
There’s nothing like celebrating a successful year by setting your sights for next year even higher… right?
To infinity and beyond!
Hit Your Sales Targets for a Bigger Tree
Unless you live in a really small apartment (looking at you, New Yorkers), you’d probably like to get a tree that’s at least shoulder height.
All the more incentive to hit your targets!
All I Want for Christmas Is Sales Quota
Here we were, thinking the best way to spread Christmas cheer was singing loud for all to hear…
Thanks for setting us straight, Buddy!
New Year Sales Targets Start Again
New year, new you, new targets… and the same old grind!
Holiday Sales or Q1 Targets
But you might as well celebrate while you can!
Q1 sales targets are a problem for next year you to worry about.
It’s time for current you to celebrate a great year!
New Year Decisions Can Freeze Sales
If you haven’t gotten the “we’ll make a decision in the new year” excuse yet, brace yourself…
They’re coming for you and your Q4 targets.
Time to fortify your pitch and sharpen your rebuttals.
Christmas Is for Sales Closers
Will you be able to restrain yourself from launching into your sales pitch when family members ask you how it’s going at work?
Are you going to take the “Always Be Closing” mentality home with you for the holidays?
Or will you be able to keep your closer instincts in check while talking to your family?
It’s important to be selling something you’d feel comfortable selling to your family and friends…
…but that doesn’t necessarily mean they won’t get annoyed if you try.
Ring In the New Year and Reset Sales
After ringing in the New Year, ringing up customers is… interesting.
What was it you were selling? Oh yeah, that’s right…
And what was your pitch? Don’t worry, it’ll come back to you.
Need more than memes to power through Q4? Kixie’s PowerDialer and ConnectionBoost local presence dialing help sales teams reach more live prospects per hour, while Voicemail Drop and SMS cadences keep follow-up moving even when the holiday slowdown hits. See pricing or book a demo to close out the year strong.
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